Ode to El Stupido (Roborock) (2023)

Ode to El Stupido (Roborock)

Today you tugged on a sash that dangled too low from my robe

As I sat drinking my coffee and reading a book on the loveseat

Surprised, I pulled on my sash and realizing it is you, I reached down and gave you a little pet

When we first got you as a house warming gift from my brother's family

We were amazed by your tireless vacuuming and agile travels under beds and couches

John set up daily schedules and made boundaries in your AI brain where the different rooms are

You used to suck up earphone and charging cords and get stuck

I would free you and John would set up No Go Zones in your head

One time I was doing yoga in my room and you headed straight for me doing a downward dog 

Sometimes you would get lost in the guest room or in the middle of the hallway for no apparent reason

That's why we started calling you El Stupido

It's a pet name we affectionately call you by (sorry if it offends you)

Thank you for being our only pet for now
 
And for always keeping the floor clean 🧹🤖

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